Ok, lets wind it up and having fun a little bit. Here I presented to you 10 words that should exist in English language:
1. AQUADEXTROUS
(ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
2.
CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming,of running
over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to
give the
vacuum one more chance. (I'm doing this, not with vacuum though but with broom which I try to sweep but it won't move)
3.
DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped
on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove all
the germs. (Yap, guilty. All the time. It is the 5 seconds rule)
4.
ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one
armrest in a movie theater. (Also in the plane especially when reading newspaper)
5.
FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto
the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides
to give up and sweep it under the rug.
(I do that, under "welcome" doormat)
6.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here"
spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the'illegal'
side. (Especially with Goodday carton)
7.
PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose
seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.(Never met yet, perhaps because I never been to a fine dining restaurant hehe)
8.
PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and
forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. (It happens to me, always)
9.
PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses
its nose to it.
10.
TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting
the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're
only six inches away.
(I just want to now who is the caller)
Hope you have good laugh!
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